Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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