they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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