Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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