google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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