i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I forget how to act sober
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