Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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