Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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