Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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