I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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