That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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