Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
When did we convert life to cartoon?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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