Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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