I bet he comes in French.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My pussy is not your playground.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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