I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Do plants get herpes?
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