just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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