Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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