he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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