no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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