The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
