Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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