the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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