You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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