He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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