I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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