I don't think brook has ever known best
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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