she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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