Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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