you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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