Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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