I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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