the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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