We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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