just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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