I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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