We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
