Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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