No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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