Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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