Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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