it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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