Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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