i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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