What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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