Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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