I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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