It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my sisters under your porch take her home
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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