As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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