I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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