After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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