it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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