A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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