if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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