"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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