Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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