well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
This house was built for laser tag.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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