Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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