Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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