My hair reeks of homosexuality.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
3pm strippers are depressing
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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